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Christmas Tequila Cake Recipe

Friday, December 17th, 2010

(with special thanks to Val Shakespeare for sharing her secret recipe)

Once again this year I’ve had requests for my Tequila Christmas Cake Recipe so here goes:

TEQUILA CHRISTMAS CAKE

1 cup sugar
1 tsp. Baking powder
1 cup water
1 tsp. Salt
1 Cup brown sugar
Lemon Juice
4 Large Eggs
Nuts
1 bottle tequila
2 cups dried fruit

Sample the tequila to check quality
Take a large bowl; check the tequila again to be sure it is of the highest quality.
Repeat.

Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add 1 teaspoon of sugar. Beat again.

At this point, it is best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup just in case.
Turn off the mixerer thingy.

Break 2 eegs and add to the bowl and chuck iin the cup of dried fruit.
Pick the fruit up off the floor.

Mix on the turner.

If the fried druit getsh shtuck in the beaterersh, just pry it looshe with a drewscriver.

Shaple the tequila to test for tonsisticity.

Next, sift 2 cups of salt, or something.

Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.

Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find.

Greash the oven.

Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over.

Don’t forget to beat off the turner.

Finally, throw the bowl through the window.
Finish the tequila and wipe the counter with the cat.

Cherry Christmas!!